Alright, let’s talk about this Scorpio Tiger thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would jabber about. But I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how.
So, this Scorpio Tiger person, they say they’re complicated. Well, ain’t we all a little bit complicated? I mean, one minute you want a piece of cornbread, the next you want a pickle. That’s complicated enough for me! But these Scorpio Tigers, they’re somethin’ else, I guess.
Now, the women, they say they’re bright and smart. Good for them! Probably know how to sew a quilt faster than I can shuck corn. They’re full of energy too, always buzzin’ around like a fly in a molasses jar. And curious? Lord, have mercy! Reminds me of my grandson, always pokin’ his nose into everythin’.
- Smart and Energetic: Like a young rooster, always peckin’ and scratchin’ and full of pep.
- Curious: Nosier than a gossipin’ hen at a barnyard sale.
Then there’s the horoscope part. They got these horoscopes for everythin’ now, even for folks born in the year of the Tiger who are also Scorpios. Sounds like a whole lotta hogwash to me, but people seem to eat it up like candy.
They say these Scorpio Tigers, they make a big deal outta nothin’. Exaggerate, they call it. Well, I seen plenty of folks do that, no matter what animal year they was born in. And they don’t like bein’ ordinary. Who does? Nobody wants to be the same old cow in the pasture, everyone wants to be the prize-winning bull at the county fair, right?
Hates Being Ordinary: Wants to be the shiniest apple in the basket, the biggest pumpkin in the patch.
Now, when it comes to friends, you gotta be careful with these Scorpio Tigers. They’re independent, like a stray cat that don’t need nobody. You can’t be clingy, like a vine wrappin’ around a fence post. You gotta give ’em space, let ’em roam free like a chicken in the yard. They like that Tiger in ’em, I guess. Tigers, they do what they want.
Speaking of Tigers, they say those Chinese zodiac folks got it all figured out. Tigers go good with Dragons, Horses, and Pigs, they say. Well, I always liked a good pig roast, so maybe there’s somethin’ to it. But I don’t know about no Dragons. Sounds like somethin’ outta a fairy tale book.
And then there’s this Scorpio sign itself. They show it with a scorpion, but they say it’s also got snakes and eagles and… a phoenix? What in tarnation is a phoenix? Sounds like one of them fancy birds city folks keep in cages. Give me a good ol’ chicken any day. At least I know what to do with a chicken.
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. These Scorpio Tigers, they’re a mixed bag, just like the rest of us. Smart, energetic, independent, and maybe a little bit dramatic. But hey, at least they ain’t boring. And that’s more than I can say for some folks I know.
So, if you meet a Scorpio Tiger, don’t be surprised if they’re a little bit… much. Just nod your head, offer ’em a piece of pie, and hope for the best. That’s my advice, anyway.
And don’t go readin’ too much into them horoscopes. Life’s too short to worry about what the stars say. Just get up in the mornin’, do your work, and be kind to folks. That’s all that really matters, far as I’m concerned.
Scorpio Tiger Key Traits: Independent, smart, energetic, dramatic, needs space
Like I said, seems like a lot of fuss for nothin’, but that’s just this old woman’s opinion. You take it or leave it.
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