Alright, let’s talk about this… this “Chariot” thing and love. You young folks and your fancy cards, always trying to figure out if someone loves ya or not. Back in my day, you just knew! But fine, let’s see what this card has to say, huh?
So, this Chariot card, they say it’s all about taking charge. Like, you gotta grab the reins of your love life, you hear? Don’t just sit there like a bump on a log, waiting for things to happen! You wanna know if someone loves you? Well, go out there and find out! Or, if you’re already with someone, you gotta put in the work to make it better. Like waterin’ the garden, ya gotta tend to your love too, or it’ll dry up and die, same as them tomatoes I tried to grow last summer. Darn squirrels got to ‘em, I tell ya.
They also say this card means success if it’s standin’ up straight. That’s good, right? Means you got the grit, the determination to get what you want. Like when I chased that darn rooster all over the farm ‘cause he stole my cornbread. Took me an hour, but I got that bread back, and the rooster learned his lesson. Same with love, I guess. You gotta be strong, gotta be ambitious, gotta fight for it.
- But if this card is upside down? Uh oh. Trouble. Means you’re lost, like a calf in the woods.
- Can’t make up your mind, don’t know what you want.
- Maybe you’re being pushed around, or maybe you’re just plain stuck.
- Like that time my mule got his leg caught in the fence. Had to get the whole dang neighborhood to help me get him out.
Now, about this yes or no thing. Some folks say if you’re asking about love, and you pull this Chariot card, it’s a no. Even if the card is the right way up! I know, confusing, right? It’s like when the weatherman says it’ll be sunny, and then it pours buckets. You just can’t trust nothin’ these days. But they say this card is more about the journey, about fightin’ for what you want, not about gettin’ a simple yes or no.
But then, other folks say it’s a yes, especially if you’re single. Says you got a good chance at finding someone, if you just put yourself out there. So which is it? Yes or no? Honestly, these cards are about as clear as mud. Maybe it just depends on how you look at it. Maybe it’s a yes if you’re willin’ to work for it, and a no if you expect love to just fall into your lap. That makes sense to me, I guess. Nothin’ good ever comes easy, not even love. You gotta sweat a little, ya know?
They talk about other cards too, like the Lovers card, which they say means real love. Well, duh! And the Sun card, which means good things are comin’. And the Empress, which means lots of good things, like babies and such. That’s all well and good, but we’re talkin’ about this Chariot card, right?
So, if you ask me, this Chariot card is sayin’ that love ain’t easy. It’s a bumpy road, you gotta steer your own wagon, and you gotta be ready to fight for what you want. Don’t expect no easy answers, no shortcuts. You gotta be strong, you gotta be determined, and you gotta keep your eyes on the prize. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll get your happy ending. But remember, ain’t nobody gonna hand it to ya. You gotta go out there and get it yourself. Just like I did with that darn rooster and my cornbread.
So there you have it. That’s what this old woman thinks about this Chariot and love. Take it or leave it. But remember, life’s too short to be worryin’ about cards. Go out there and live a little, love a little, and don’t let nobody tell you what you can and can’t do. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.
In short: The Chariot card ain’t about a simple yes or no. It’s about takin’ charge and workin’ for what you want in love. If you’re askin’ a yes or no question about love and you get this card? It’s likely a ‘no’, unless you’re single, then it’s a maybe if you put in the effort.
Tags: [The Chariot, Love, Yes or No, Tarot, Relationships, Determination, Success, Control, Guidance, Advice]
